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September 01 2012

waka
10:51
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味噌汁 Miso Soup filmed on an iPhone and iPod touch - YouTube cookingwithdog

June 08 2012

waka
11:42

My Workflow for my soup

Here's how I currently post pictures to my soup to bring you the best possible quality on pictures (using a bunch of workarounds because of fucking watermarks and broken software) using the programming language "pseudo code".


import "search image on google addon"
import "userscript: google direct images"

search=false

if(!search) search=check(pic,decent size)
if(!search) search=check(pic,decent quality)
if(!search) search=check(pic,logos)
if(!search) search=check(pic,watermarks)
if(!search) search=check(pic,9fag-style watermarks)
 
if(search) {
  fuck9gag=false
  usepic=false
  rightclick.search_image_on_google()
  for i in pics; do
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],logos)
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],watermarks)
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],9fag-style watermarks)
    if(fuck9gag) {
      copyurl()
      open(fuck9gag)
      pasteurl()
      unfuck()
      search_image_on_google()
    }
    if(!usepic) usepic=checksize(pics[i],best resolution)
    if(!open(pics[i])) {
     if(!usepic) usepic=checkquality(pics[i])
    }
  if(usepic) pic=pics[i] && i=pics[i].count+1;
}
post2soup(pic) {
  add(description(pic,think about a decent title) + tag(pic,think about decent tags to find pic again later due to broken soup search))
  copy(description,tags)
  submit()
  sleep(10 seconds)
  if(!post_window_closed)
   if(soup_fatal_error) bookmark(pic) && exit 1
   resubmit()
   sleep(30 seconds)
   if(soup_no-post)
     manually_submit_to_soup(pic)
}
exit 0

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remember: I'm doing this piece of code for almost EVERY picture. also when going through large pic dumps.
@soup, please enable a working full-text search
@9gag, please die in a fire immediately
@google, thanks. please add the feature of fuck9gag for image searches
@fuck9gag, thanks. no srsly. i owe you a beer or two.
Reposted byschottladenshadows

May 11 2012

waka
17:36
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How To Make Creamy Home Made Pumpkin Soup - YouTube howtobasic wtf

March 22 2012

waka
23:04
Soup Can Trick on Vimeo

February 21 2012

waka
16:39
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Angry French Onion Soup - Epic Meal Time - YouTube

February 08 2012

waka
15:07

almost at the end of my soup



if you ever wondered about where my soup started, click this link and scroll down a few pages and you will reach the end or the beginning of my soup, whichever way of thinking suits your thought pattern.

January 31 2012

waka
16:29
7955 dfa6
soup's new internal server error message

this one actually caught me the first time. especially the "Congratulations. You broke the Internet." message. good one, soup, good one.
Reposted byschlachtorostichgaalexfreak50pascalmhinteressiert-mich-net

January 16 2012

waka
09:06
how to cook soup
Tags: how to cook soup

November 21 2011

waka
08:34
another day on soup
Tags: another day on soup
Reposted bywonkofoxbananabrightbyte
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