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February 11 2013

waka
15:44
6776 3de1
xkcd: Workflow

There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.
Tags: xkcd: Workflow
Reposted byaperturesqampymemememetronnaichpiefgekadreiseraathalisDerOrwischerrunkensteinfafnirscave

June 08 2012

waka
11:42

My Workflow for my soup

Here's how I currently post pictures to my soup to bring you the best possible quality on pictures (using a bunch of workarounds because of fucking watermarks and broken software) using the programming language "pseudo code".


import "search image on google addon"
import "userscript: google direct images"

search=false

if(!search) search=check(pic,decent size)
if(!search) search=check(pic,decent quality)
if(!search) search=check(pic,logos)
if(!search) search=check(pic,watermarks)
if(!search) search=check(pic,9fag-style watermarks)
 
if(search) {
  fuck9gag=false
  usepic=false
  rightclick.search_image_on_google()
  for i in pics; do
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],logos)
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],watermarks)
    if(!fuck9gag) fuck9gag=checkthumbs(pics[i],9fag-style watermarks)
    if(fuck9gag) {
      copyurl()
      open(fuck9gag)
      pasteurl()
      unfuck()
      search_image_on_google()
    }
    if(!usepic) usepic=checksize(pics[i],best resolution)
    if(!open(pics[i])) {
     if(!usepic) usepic=checkquality(pics[i])
    }
  if(usepic) pic=pics[i] && i=pics[i].count+1;
}
post2soup(pic) {
  add(description(pic,think about a decent title) + tag(pic,think about decent tags to find pic again later due to broken soup search))
  copy(description,tags)
  submit()
  sleep(10 seconds)
  if(!post_window_closed)
   if(soup_fatal_error) bookmark(pic) && exit 1
   resubmit()
   sleep(30 seconds)
   if(soup_no-post)
     manually_submit_to_soup(pic)
}
exit 0

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remember: I'm doing this piece of code for almost EVERY picture. also when going through large pic dumps.
@soup, please enable a working full-text search
@9gag, please die in a fire immediately
@google, thanks. please add the feature of fuck9gag for image searches
@fuck9gag, thanks. no srsly. i owe you a beer or two.
Reposted byschottladenshadows
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