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December 19 2012

waka
17:53
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Are Cats Better DJs Than Dogs? {Scientific Evidence} - YouTube buzzfeed

November 28 2012

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09:39
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8 Videos That Will Make You Feel Better About Everything - YouTube buzzfeed

October 15 2012

waka
20:01
redbull better space program than nasa

October 08 2012

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20:14
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Proof That Cats Are Better Than Dogs - YouTube buzzfeed

October 05 2012

waka
08:49
oh shit - better make up weird story
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September 17 2012

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18:19
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How to Make a Better Pringles Can - YouTube

August 07 2012

waka
11:34
ex wife had better lawyer
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June 05 2012

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16:38
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Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters - YouTube onion

May 17 2012

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12:11
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Apple iPhone's Siri recommends HTC as a better phone - YouTube nma

HA HA OH WOW
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April 28 2012

waka
23:23
Better late than never - Scandinavia and the World

A lot of Europeans have asked if I would do a comic about how some Americans act like they personally ended WWII, and the irony of "Do you speak German? No? You're welcome!" of course being that a lot of countries outside of Germany are taught German in school. Not because of WWII, but because Germany is a big and important country so it helps to understand the language. Even I who can only speak very little German understand quite a bit of it, and I don't even know why. XD

Next after Sweden and Norway, Germany is Denmark's best friend, especially in the tourist season. They have always had a bit of a "I hate to love you" relationship ranging from Denmark still imitating Germany when they were at war, to Germany still wanting to go to Denmark even after it felt betrayed when Denmark briefly got it's border control back.

Even during WWII Nazi Germany treated Denmark nicely (Well, as nicely as Nazi Germany could treat anyone) and made it possible for Denmark to ship 99% of it's Jews to Sweden before Denmark got invaded and then made an agreement with Nazi Germany that the remaining Danish Jews weren't allowed to get killed and not be sent to the really bad concentration camps. Danish Jews became quite popular in the camps they went to because the guards would usually steal the food that was sent to people in the camps, but only stole cigarettes and candy from the Danish Jews thanks to the agreement, so they had something to share with people.

And that is the long answer as to why Denmark don't want America to beat Germany up. The short answer being "because he wants Germany to visit his beaches" XD
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April 09 2012

waka
19:40
fuck it - better become a hooter
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April 06 2012

waka
21:10
asian kid always better
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March 28 2012

waka
18:23
some days start better than others
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February 21 2012

waka
08:28
hanging pants the better way
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January 06 2012

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December 16 2011

waka
12:40
skyrim soldiers better knee armor
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08:38

December 02 2011

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14:46
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GTA V looks slightly better than San Andreas - YouTube
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November 21 2011

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23:15

November 11 2011

waka
10:23
via The USB ONACON – “8 Times Better Than Using Your Hand!” | Sankaku Complex

Creepy otaku are rejoicing at the release of the USB ONACON, an electronic USB dutch wife being sold bundled together with eroge classic 3D Custom Girl, finally bringing the latest in onanistic technology to semen-stained PCs everywhere.

The main feature of the Onacon is the “ejaculation button” which “allows you to sync your ejaculation with that of the character!!”
[...]

The device is currently available from the usual otaku retail outlets.

Online the Onacon seems to have prompted some excitement:

“I’ll buy it!”

“Nice!”

“Messed up.”

“So you can do a 2D girl after all?”

“Japan is messed up.”

“The store manager would really put this out? Japan is crazy.”

“I’m glad to have been born into this age.”

“Anal version please.”

“They say you can use it as a normal game controller and use the ejaculation button to fire in FPSes…”

“If any foreigners see this they will be grossed out!”

“Our declining birth rates must be because our onanism life is so full!”

“If there’s an ejaculation button, it needs to be connected to Facebook and Twitter!”

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