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October 12 2012

waka
08:18

May 31 2012

waka
09:36
Fussy Bloke by *humon on deviantART

I would indeed.

So while I tease him a lot about being more fussy about his looks than me, I greatly appreciate that he carries stuff like that around because it means I don't have to.
I wouldn't do it anyway because I can't be bothered and just end up looking like a drowned cat by the end of the day. XD

And I know this will lead to a few "You sure he's straight?" jokes, and yes, I'm very very sure. He's fussy about his looks, but he is such a freaking bloke in most other ways. Besides, nothing worse than a guy who doesn't give crap about his looks.

And yes, we are well aware that he looks a lot like Sweden. So many people commented on it at the last London Expo that he just said "Screw it!" and cosplayed Sweden at this Expo. XD
Reposted bynaichdenianreloveutionschlachtoros

May 17 2012

waka
14:57

May 09 2012

waka
08:01
via Niels Gender Bend by *humon on deviantART

Super quick gender bender picture of the main guys from the Niels comics. I would have liked to add Billy and Rose but ran out space on the paper and couldn't be assed. They might get their own gender bender picture later, or I might expand on this picture.

Anyway, what the characters would have looked like if they had live the same lives and gone through the same things but as the opposite sex.
From left to right: Niels, Natalie, Duncan, 250, and 300

Niels would pretty much look like himself in a dress (and of course looking better in the dress than usual), and be a woman with very under-developed curves. Could easily be confused with a young boy if she put on men's clothes which is why she would wear a skirt in the first place.

Natalie still wouldn't be violent minded as a man, and actually be quite the gentleman because that's how her family raised their boys. Would still be pretty materialistic though, and like to dress well.

Duncan would be a very angry and self-loathing bisexual woman who still couldn't quite shake the ghetto style off. He'd be the kind of women who'd kick your ass for looking at her breasts or calling her pet names, and overall still be pretty damn violent minded.

250, well, would be a huge fucking massive dyke who, quite frankly, would surpass even Billy in dyke'ness and still be the most manly person in the story. Wouldn't look or act much different really...

300 would of course be a man eater instead of a lady killer, who used her femininity and sex appeal to get what she wanted.

:bulletred:Scandinavia and The World
:bulletred:Niels & Gang
:bulletred:Manala Next Door
Reposted bylordminx lordminx

May 06 2012

waka
17:05
via Y U NO Desperate? by *humon on deviantART

I've been subjected to quite a few guys (and some girls) who honestly believed the stereotype that chubby/fat girls are desperate and easy, and got quite angry when I didn't respond to their flirting.
Doesn't matter if I liked them or not (or in the case of the girls, if I was lesbian), I should be happy someone showed an interest, dammit!

Jeeze! Who's the desperate one? XD

May 01 2012

waka
17:45

April 24 2012

waka
21:30
via Too Dirty by *humon on deviantART

I've seen this so many times here on DA. Someone will complain about another artist's art being too sexual and dirty, but then when you have a look at the persons favorites or even their own gallery, it turns out they have loads of sexual art themselves, just in a different taste. :XD:

It hasn't happened that much to me (people know me by now and know my pictures are pretty fucking dirty), but I used myself anyway to avoid getting others into trouble.

The pictures are also pretty harmless here because I could only use stock photos, and they're rarely more than nudes.
Reposted bycoloredgrayscale coloredgrayscale

April 21 2012

waka
19:44
via Spam by *humon on deviantART

Stop bothering God, 250! He don't want to hear about what you and your boyfriend do to each other!
Reposted bycoloredgrayscaleAgnesschlachtorosquicquidlordminxfrittatensuppen0gbilszima
waka
00:35
via Girl's next best friend by *humon on deviantART

I really enjoy drawing Nini's fat bottom. :heart:

Anyway, the sluggish looking woman is a sazae-oni, a type of creatures that belongs in the same category as the kitsune because they're animals that turn into demons when they reach a certain age. In this case it's a sea snail that has turned 30 years old. They disguise themselves as beautiful women who will sleep with any man who wants her, but then cuts off his testicles and turn them into pearls. The men can only get them back if they give her gold.
One can only assume the testicles can somehow be put back on magically seeing as the men wants them back instead of running for their lives.

When I read about the sazae-oni my first thought was "Lilith would love to high-five this girl" [link] :XD:

Also, it gave me an opportunity to draw Nini being protective of Jacob for once. Her favorite part of him may be his backside, but she quite likes the front too. ;)

April 17 2012

waka
23:25
via Fluffy Bum by *humon on deviantART

Today we think of unicorns as beautiful gentle creatures, but you'd be surprised by how violent they were in older stories. Norwegians unicorns were even believed to eat humans, and there are stories about people feeding them bears and bulls to keep from getting eaten themselves.  xD

April 04 2012

waka
21:17
via Sentimental Idiots by *humon on deviantART

A favorite pass time of mine at parties is to watch guys get drunk until they get overly emotional and start awkwardly sharing their feelings with each other. Ah, fun times.

And I'm perfectly aware that some of you are now going to think that they should indeed swap partners, but I'll have to blue-ball you on that one.  ;)

March 28 2012

waka
18:30
via Only jerks and bimbos by *humon on deviantART

I'm so tired of being asked "Why do women only like jerks"/"Why do guys only want bimbos?"

They. Don't.

I'm a chubby little geek girl, but in every school or workplace I've been to there has always been one or two guys who liked me, ranging from total geeks to the football hero. So obviously not all men want a "bimbo". You just have to keep your eyes open.

And I'm the living proof that not all women want "jerks", seeing as I only have eyes for nice guys with manners, and couldn't care less if he has a nice car (In fact, don't ever try to impress me with your car. It's a major turn off for me). And no, I'm not a rare breed. Like I said, open your eyes.

So don't blame it on others that you tend to fall in love with people who don't like your type. ;)

EDIT: Jesus people! Why isn't the pink woman allowed to be happy? :XD:
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March 25 2012

waka
16:18

March 17 2012

waka
17:43
via The Many Humons by *humon on deviantART

Taken with my crappy tiny digital camrea.

I'm mostly Geek Humon. I don't wear galsses, but at least she's wearing my every-day clothes. :XD:

And it was hell to hide all that hair under the cap. :faint: Damn you bears! Why is the only place you don't want hair on your head!?

EDIT: Yes, Geek Humon looks like Velma.

March 05 2012

waka
13:09
via Annoying Ghost by *humon on deviantART

The comics [link]

People keep asking me how the hell Agent 300 still has a job considering how much he seem to fuck up and get captured. But he is actually doing an extremely good job, and he would be hard to replace. His main job is to be seen so Niels know some agency is watching him, and 300 has done his job so well so far that Niels has even started to like him, meaning 300 can get away with things that would get others killed.
Unfortunately he has proven to be a bit too receptive to Niels mind games, which is why he got 250.

250 is hired to be 300 "sidekick" who can help him out of dangerous situations, keep him focused, and otherwise stay out of sight for the most part, working behind the scenes.

So Niels absolutely loathes 250. Not just because he's jealous that his toy has been taken away, but also because he rarely has a clue as to where 250 is! He's sick of 250 messing with the wires, locking doors, and hiding in the shadows right next to his men!

The photo I used for the first picture [link]
Reposted byschlachtoros schlachtoros

March 02 2012

waka
23:53
via Swedish Army by *humon on deviantART

The next comic [link]

There's a story going around that small breasted women who join the Swedish army are offered the choice of free breast implants. They're also advised to gain a little weights, all intended to make them look bigger, more butch, and matronly. In other words, big breasts are scary. :fear:

You can get a Sister Sweden poster now here [link] The poster has been selling a lot better than I thought it would. You naughty people. ;)
Reposted byWeksschottladenschlachtoros

March 01 2012

waka
09:52
via Faster by *humon on deviantART

When I went to see the ballet in Copenhagen I came past this. Hermes bossing winged children around. He has fucking flying shoes! He could do it himself, lazy bastard!  XD
Reposted bypascalmhBediko

February 28 2012

waka
15:27
via Comparing Relationships by *humon on deviantART

The comics [link]

So much fucking text in this one. My only regret is that I couldn't fit more into it!

But wooo! Agent 300 and Thomas are family now! Thomas is surely thrilled about that! :dummy:

EDIT: People seem to be a bit confused about the names here.
Yellowfield = Thomas. It's just 300 who's always using his last name.
The people talking in the first panels: Irene and Agent 300.
People talking in the last panel: Agent 250 and Thomas.
Irene and Thomas are together now, but Irene and 250 have a teenage daughter together, who lives with Irene and hates Agent 300 and Thomas.

Hope that helped.
Reposted byschlachtoros schlachtoros

February 24 2012

waka
23:29
via Suddenly FAVES by *humon on deviantART

This is not me desperately begging for praise. People who like my stuff have already told me why, just as people who don't like it have also told me.

But yeah, I have no illusions about being a great artist or a super funny genius. Comedy is a very subjective thing, so some are going to like it, others wont. And I'll never be a great artist because I have no intention of becoming one. I just make comics because I like it.
Heck, I never even wished for my art to make me any money. It's always just been my hobby and all I ever wanted was to have a job and doodle in my free time.

So I was very surprised when people started paying attention to my stuff. Still am. I am fully aware of everything there is to not like about my art (same-face syndrome, bad anatomy, too much copy/paste, no backgrounds, and the list goes on) and sometimes I feel like challenging myself, but most of the time I just want to have fun. So while I'm very happy that people like my pictures, it will always baffle me. (Again, you don't have to tell me why you like it. That's not what this is about) :XD:

And if you'll excuse me, I'll try to pull myself together and finish my god damn art trades. I'm such a lazy fucker.

February 22 2012

waka
23:36
via Bonus Track by *humon on deviantART

300 knows he might as well do something about it now or he'll just have to deal with it at an inappropriate time later.

Fine, I admit it. The though of bad drunken Scottish love confessions/dirty talking amused me to no end and I just needed to get it out of my system.

The comics [link]
Reposted byschlachtoros schlachtoros
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