penis verbrannt wegen furz - wtf am i reading
edit: translation added
penis burned because of fart
short story: a guy goes to the
hospital for removing two birthmarks on his ass due to risk of cancer.
short narcosis induced, the sphincter relaxes and releases a massive
fart. however the doctor had the burning hot wire instrument for removal
right in front of his ass that moment, thus igniting the gas. the fire
burned the man's hairy ass, balls and even his penis along. good thing
he woke up later and not during this occasion.