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March 04 2013

waka
10:16
7567 e4d3
xkcd: PGP

If you want to be extra safe, check that there's a big block of jumbled characters at the bottom.
Tags: xkcd: PGP
Reposted bytronpiefgeshadowssmoke11

March 01 2013

waka
08:43
4473 fb4b
xkcd: Virus Venn Diagram

Within five minutes of the Singularity appearing, somebody will suggest defragging it.
Reposted byshadowswrecked

February 25 2013

waka
09:12
5797 98c8
xkcd: Pickup Artists

It sounds like a great way to make friends! Is it near that Friend Zone you keep talking about? I wanna go!

February 22 2013

waka
09:15
2456 6b71
xkcd: Time Robot

NO FATE BUT THE NARRATIVES WE IMPOSE ON LIFE'S RANDOM CHAOS TO DISTRACT OURSELVES FROM OUR EXISTENTIAL PLIGHT
Tags: xkcd: Time Robot
Reposted byaperturefraufledermaus

February 20 2013

waka
08:53
9663 2769
xkcd: Those Not Present

'Yeah, that squid's a total asshole.' [scoot scoot]
Reposted bycoloredgrayscaleskullyschottladenwilczaCalrissiandrayashav3bso

February 18 2013

waka
14:20
1602 b730 600
xkcd: Moving Sidewalks

I think I could spend hours just stepping on and off of conveyor belts moving at various speeds.
Reposted byaperturetheGeekdivivolldost

February 15 2013

waka
08:39
6124 7cc7
xkcd: App

If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.
Tags: xkcd: App
Reposted byshadowswrecked

February 13 2013

waka
09:52
5623 3233 600
xkcd: Steroids

A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.
Tags: xkcd: Steroids

February 11 2013

waka
15:44
6776 3de1
xkcd: Workflow

There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.
Tags: xkcd: Workflow
Reposted byaperturesqampymemememetronnaichpiefgekadreiseraathalisDerOrwischerrunkensteinfafnirscave

February 08 2013

waka
07:58
2351 195e
xkcd: Perl Problems

To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.

February 04 2013

waka
08:52
0425 b23b
xkcd: Expedition

I'm pretty sure I've logged more hours in Google Maps over the past decade than in any game.

February 01 2013

waka
09:02
5344 0181 600
xkcd: tar

I don't know what's worse--the fact that after 15 years of using tar I still can't keep the flags straight, or that after 15 years of technological advancement I'm still mucking with tar flags that were 15 years old when I started.
Tags: xkcd: tar
Reposted bycygenb0ckpknoe3lharabus

January 30 2013

waka
09:15
0142 961c 600
xkcd: Star Trek into Darkness

Of course, factions immediately sprang up in favor of '~*~sTaR tReK iNtO dArKnEsS~*~', 'xX_StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNess_Xx', and 'Star Trek lnto Darkness' (that's a lowercase 'L').

January 28 2013

waka
08:42
8030 4d90
xkcd: Argument

The misguided search for a perpetual motion machine has run substantially longer than any attempted perpetual motion machine.
Tags: xkcd: Argument

January 25 2013

waka
21:09
3165 e710
xkcd: Amazon

Amazon.com took a surprise early lead with 'Time required to transport a package from Iquitos, Peru to Manaus, Brazil' but then lost it at 'Minutes to skeletonize a cow'.
Tags: xkcd: Amazon
Reposted bydzwiedzschottladengerdistan

January 21 2013

waka
09:14
5316 178f
xkcd: Debugger

It can take a site a while to figure out that there's a problem with their 'report a bug' form.
Tags: xkcd: Debugger

January 18 2013

waka
14:07
9527 6c4e
xkcd: Log Scale

Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. Stack them. If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. THAT number won't fit in the room? Repeat. When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card. Pin it to the stack.
Tags: xkcd: Log Scale
Reposted bytotal1ty total1ty

January 14 2013

waka
23:04
0119 96fb
xkcd: Drop Those Pounds

If the flyers don't work, we'll switch to the LEAST subtle method of informing a town of the existence of a trebuchet club.
Reposted bycoloredgrayscale coloredgrayscale

January 11 2013

waka
09:14
4134 310b 600
xkcd: Countdown

For all we know, the odds are in our favor.

January 09 2013

waka
08:55
8734 1733 600
xkcd: Rubber Sheet

It IS about physics. It ALL is.
Reposted byschlachtoros schlachtoros
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