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January 07 2013

waka
09:05
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xkcd: Sick Day

Wikipeida path: Virus -> Immune system -> Innate immune system -> Parasites -> List of parasites of humans -> Naegleria fowleri -> Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis -> Deciding I DEFINITELY shouldn't connect an aquarium pump to my sinuses
Tags: xkcd: Sick Day

January 01 2013

waka
01:28
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xkcd: Resolution

If at first you don't succeed, that's one data point.

December 29 2012

waka
00:01
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xkcd: Proof

The prosecution calls Gottfried Leibniz.
Tags: xkcd: Proof

December 26 2012

waka
10:11
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xkcd: Communion

The local police, growing increasingly concerned about this church, ask parishoners to take a sip of wine and then spit it back out for DNA testing. It's blood, and it matches a 1970s murder victim.

December 24 2012

waka
23:15
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xkcd: Tests

In fact, one of the boxes is full of Staphylococcus. The wrapping paper is coated in E. coli, though, so it's an understandable mistake. You know, we should really stop accepting gifts from that guy.
Tags: xkcd: Tests

December 21 2012

waka
09:53
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xkcd: Instagram

I'm gonna call the cops and get Chad arrested for theft, then move all my stuff to the house across the street. Hopefully the owners there are more responsible.
Reposted bycoloredgrayscalenecrowxrstschlachtorosschottladeneldritch

December 19 2012

waka
17:45
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xkcd: Broomstick

'Broom first, then slippers.' 'How do I know you'll return the broom once you've secured your ticket?' 'I'll leave my little dog as collateral.' 'Great. Pleasure doing business!'
Reposted byschottladen schottladen

December 17 2012

waka
16:13
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xkcd: Nothing to Offer

cerebrospinal fluid, pericardial fluid, sputum, aqueous humor, perilymph, chyme, hydatid fluid, interstitial fluid, rheum, and gin.

December 14 2012

waka
08:22
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xkcd: Evolving

Biologists play reverse Pokémon, trying to avoid putting any one team member on the front lines long enough for the experience to cause evolution.
Tags: xkcd: Evolving
Reposted byschlachtorosfafnirscaveAnarchaponyriotsquadohmylifeJollySeaSirenensangincontrovertible

December 12 2012

waka
09:20
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xkcd: Honest

I didn't understand what you meant. I still don't. But I'll figure it out soon!
Tags: xkcd: Honest

December 10 2012

waka
09:21
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xkcd: Sky Color

Feynman recounted another good one upperclassmen would use on freshmen physics students: When you look at words in a mirror, how come they're reversed left to right but not top to bottom? What's special about the horizontal axis?
Tags: xkcd: Sky Color

December 07 2012

waka
08:54
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xkcd: Tags

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Tags: xkcd: Tags
Reposted bydzwiedznaichdawitbeneHoazlhebiaVoXmcswag

December 05 2012

waka
10:27
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xkcd: Location

Ingress: Foursquare With Space Noises.
Tags: xkcd: Location

December 03 2012

waka
09:13
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xkcd: Coverage

My resonant tunneling diode phone has limited range but a short enough wavelength to penetrate even the densest cages. This gives me a major combat advantage, hopefully.
Tags: xkcd: Coverage

November 30 2012

waka
10:01
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xkcd: Two Years

She won the first half of all our chemo Scrabble games, but then her IV drugs started kicking in and I *dominated*.
Tags: xkcd: Two Years
Reposted byravengroeschtlmynnia

November 28 2012

waka
09:34
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xkcd: Calendar of Meaningful Dates

In months other than September, the 11th is mentioned substantially less often than any other date. It's been that way since long before 9/11 and I have no idea why.

November 26 2012

waka
09:41
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xkcd: Rubber and Glue

I'm rubber. You're rubber. We contemplate the reality of our existence in mute, vulcanized horror.

November 23 2012

waka
10:15
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xkcd: Heatmap

There are also a lot of global versions of this map showing traffic to English-language websites which are indistinguishable from maps of the location of internet users who are native English speakers.
Tags: xkcd: Heatmap
Reposted bybina bina

November 21 2012

waka
08:48
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xkcd: ‮LTR

Collaborative editing can quickly become a textual rap battle fought with increasingly convoluted invocations of U+202a to U+202e.
Tags: xkcd: ‮LTR
Reposted byapertureshallowurfinmemememen0ggedyouameglerion-justforfunekeliasdatacoprenanasqampysomniumdatenwolfcoloredgrayscalebigbear30015fehlerg33kycliffordcremeskullydesileyrerastridbrightbytesofias

November 19 2012

waka
09:23
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xkcd: Broken Mirror

'I see you're in this mood again.' 'I am always in this mood.'
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