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penis verbrannt wegen furz - wtf am i reading

edit: translation added

penis burned because of fart

short story: a guy goes to the hospital for removing two birthmarks on his ass due to risk of cancer. short narcosis induced, the sphincter relaxes and releases a massive fart. however the doctor had the burning hot wire instrument for removal right in front of his ass that moment, thus igniting the gas. the fire burned the man's hairy ass, balls and even his penis along. good thing he woke up later and not during this occasion.
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